Post by spencer101f on Jun 4, 2009 0:46:23 GMT -5
Where shelved films go/films that never made it out of production.
CANCELLED/SHELVED:
Sing Now or Forever Hold Your Notes
Synopsis: A pop a cappella singing wedding group can no longer get jobs performing because everyone nowadays wants a traditional wedding. In order to regain jobs and fame, they have to go with the flow and sing traditional music with a background band, abandoning their pop a cappella roots.
Stars: John Stamos, Nick Lachey, Hugh Jackman, Matthew Broderick, Jessica Biel, Jennifer Aniston
Rating: PG-13 for mild violence and some sexual content
I Know What Boys Like
Synopsis: A seemingly innocent stripper, named Candy, is hiding a dirty secret. She has told no one this secret, and she hopes no one ever finds out. She is a vicious murderer by day and a stripper by night. Police reports have indicated that horny men who go to The Spread Eagle strip club often wind up dead the next day. Police investigate this mystery constantly, but the killer never leaves any tracks or clues. Candy is one bad, wily stripper-murderer. One day, however, a college-age male student discovers Candy's secret, so she has to kill him before her secret is exposed because, if her secret's exposed, she's done for. In order to keep her murderous spree a secret, Candy most rid the world of this crazy college student before it's too late.
Stars: Kristen Stewart, Joaquin Phoenix, Emile Hirsch
Rating: R for strong violence and gore, underage drinking, some language, and some sexual content involving nudity
He's No Dummy
Synopsis: Forlorn, middle-aged, and single Roger brings home a dummy from a bootleg carnival in which he won the prize. He has no friends except this dummy. As the days progress, the man begins to become one with the dummy, eventually encompassing two personalities: one as himself and the other as the dummy. Living with his parents, his mom and dad are suspicious about his strange behaviors and actions, so they call a psychiatrist. This dark comedy with off-beat humor follows the trials and tribulations of Roger, his parents, the local psychiatrist, the creepy dummy, and Roger's multiple personalities.
Stars: TBD
Rating: R for some violence, some language, some disturbing images, and some thematic elements
Just Breathe
Synopsis: This is the story of a young boy who sees his grandmother die. He expresses his emotions and raw feelings to the audience as he discusses this traumatic experience and as the audience sees the events leading up to, during, and after the tragic incident.
Stars: TBA
Rating: PG-13 for a scene of strong language, some disturbing images, and some thematic elements
The Jellybean Contest
Synopsis: Five kids enter a contest to see how many jellybeans are in a jar. The person that comes the closest wins $500. They all begin to sabotage each other, in a kid-friendly way, in order to get the best guess and get the cash.
Stars: TBA
Rating: G for nothing objectionable
CANCELLED/SHELVED:
Sing Now or Forever Hold Your Notes
Synopsis: A pop a cappella singing wedding group can no longer get jobs performing because everyone nowadays wants a traditional wedding. In order to regain jobs and fame, they have to go with the flow and sing traditional music with a background band, abandoning their pop a cappella roots.
Stars: John Stamos, Nick Lachey, Hugh Jackman, Matthew Broderick, Jessica Biel, Jennifer Aniston
Rating: PG-13 for mild violence and some sexual content
I Know What Boys Like
Synopsis: A seemingly innocent stripper, named Candy, is hiding a dirty secret. She has told no one this secret, and she hopes no one ever finds out. She is a vicious murderer by day and a stripper by night. Police reports have indicated that horny men who go to The Spread Eagle strip club often wind up dead the next day. Police investigate this mystery constantly, but the killer never leaves any tracks or clues. Candy is one bad, wily stripper-murderer. One day, however, a college-age male student discovers Candy's secret, so she has to kill him before her secret is exposed because, if her secret's exposed, she's done for. In order to keep her murderous spree a secret, Candy most rid the world of this crazy college student before it's too late.
Stars: Kristen Stewart, Joaquin Phoenix, Emile Hirsch
Rating: R for strong violence and gore, underage drinking, some language, and some sexual content involving nudity
He's No Dummy
Synopsis: Forlorn, middle-aged, and single Roger brings home a dummy from a bootleg carnival in which he won the prize. He has no friends except this dummy. As the days progress, the man begins to become one with the dummy, eventually encompassing two personalities: one as himself and the other as the dummy. Living with his parents, his mom and dad are suspicious about his strange behaviors and actions, so they call a psychiatrist. This dark comedy with off-beat humor follows the trials and tribulations of Roger, his parents, the local psychiatrist, the creepy dummy, and Roger's multiple personalities.
Stars: TBD
Rating: R for some violence, some language, some disturbing images, and some thematic elements
Just Breathe
Synopsis: This is the story of a young boy who sees his grandmother die. He expresses his emotions and raw feelings to the audience as he discusses this traumatic experience and as the audience sees the events leading up to, during, and after the tragic incident.
Stars: TBA
Rating: PG-13 for a scene of strong language, some disturbing images, and some thematic elements
The Jellybean Contest
Synopsis: Five kids enter a contest to see how many jellybeans are in a jar. The person that comes the closest wins $500. They all begin to sabotage each other, in a kid-friendly way, in order to get the best guess and get the cash.
Stars: TBA
Rating: G for nothing objectionable